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Final: the GMOD that should never have been
i can remember upon many moons ago when i first discovered the onision forums. it was a diamond in the rough. a crown jewel yet to have been picked from its vein. a virtual treasure trove of sheltered, confused, contemptible little faggots. this site had been practically untouched by troll hands. there had been the occasional moron. but no one of true craft. with predator-like reflexes i joined and thus began my journey. from day one i raised flags. i trolled meat, abortion, religion as well as carrying on ongoing campaign of sexist remarks. from day one i was a troll.
having carried on in a manner which at this point can be self described as "final" i was surprised to see that my contrary views, various postings, and general attitude were not regarded entirely as a trolling. i had inadvertently garnered respect and admiration for no good god damned reason at all. my roll as a troll was reaching its culmination.
then the unexpected happened. i was made a GMOD. i, a troll and open critic of onisions was literally handed the keys to the entire operation.
it had been done. onisions ineptitude and seeming lack of participation in his own forum had officially been benchmarked on this day. not only had he utterly ignored his forum, but in the process he had appointed one of his vehement critics. (haters as they are generally referred to as they have a differing opinion, and subsequently and obligately hate onision because of that fact). his failure was complete.
nonetheless i much enjoyed the community and the reception i was getting as far as my opinions, insight, perspective etc. in light of this i reflected. what will my next move be? should i reign down impotent devastation only to have it reversed immediately (such as happened on cyrs forum, predictably. i did not figure it would stay screwed. i know enough about how these forums work to know i was merely being a pain in the ass) or should i see where this takes me? after some reflection i decided it best to operate as usual and carry on with modding as if i was not vehemently against most of the board rules. which are vague, oppressive, and not conducive with the free an open exchange of ideas. literally one of the cornerstones of modern western society.
for a time i carried on. it was not much compared to previously experienced mod duties. a ban every few days, a locked thread here and there, and the occasional image approval. my love for the community outweighed my disdain for anything greg had done.
many weeks passed. my trolling continued. complaint after complaint filed with greg in regards to my conduct. but alas, he is an idiot and chooses to merely slap me on the wrist for things that clearly warrant removal. the art of bullshit can get you out of anything. constantly banking on the fact that greg does not care enough to look into anything for more than 2 minutes as had been indicated and vindicated a number of times through his neglect and laziness i carried on. day after day, troll after troll. the madness continued. months had passed since my miraculous assignment as GMOD. all the while i had been doing exactly what i had been since day one. trolling.
sure it wasnt all bad. not EVERYTHING i did was a trolling. a lot of what i had to say was sincere and i put more effort into my posts than most people would deem practical. but the fact remained the same. my sole purpose for my arrival was to troll. so forward on i trolled. intolerance, sexism, anti-semitism, racism, and every -ism we find abhorrent in our western values had been indicated dozens of times over in a myriad of ways. yet still my moderatorship persisted. why was this? why was i allowed to carry on in this way week after week, month after month making entries that were clearly unacceptable? why had i not been removed? why had i not been banned? is onision so blind and uncaring towards the strongest section of his fanbase that he would not see that one of the most active members on his website was peddling everything he hates? the answer is yes. onision has for quite some time now disregarded the forums almost entirely. some of you can see this by his taking in excess of three weeks to answer simple questions in the contact section. only to leave an insincere remark, if anything at all.
negligence is gregs sin. its the reason the site is shitty. its the reason we have awesome downtime. its the reason none of your questions go answered with any degree of sincerity or any amount of thought. and it is DEFINITELY best embodied in initially, my lack of ban, followed by my appointment as gmod, followed by an 8 month tenure of domination over his forums. its the reason why all his latest content is him being a disgusting moron desperately trying to shock his audience into giving him page views.
for those of you wondering if i will be back. i will not. i have long awaited the day that this inevitable action would culminate from my various transgressions. i suspect that with this new moderator, interest in the forums will very quickly fade. i will at some point be implementing my own forum. something i have been wanting to do since i was a young man. one can rest assure that when it arrives it will not be the mental disorder infested pisshole ass kissing festival that is the onision forums. i like most of you, for the most part. and anyone seeking passage into my realm will be granted it despite any presuppositions you might have about my feelings toward you. i will not be returning to the onision forums. i have no place there. and i never should have been there in the first place. my tenure there was nothing short of a demonstration of onisions neglect and ineptitude in regards to his forum. and it has been brought to a close. i have prepared for this for a long time. so it comes to me at no cost nor pain. i am quite relieved that it has been taken from me. and i am quite happy to proceed with what i had planned to do on this day, as i awaited it.
the following is a collection of html files. each html file represents one thread from the "mods only" forum. sadly, my intentions to shed light on a lot of questions that have been repeatedly asked is hindered by the fact that only the first page of each thread is available. rendering my intent to show every reason for every ban ever made, null. as well as maybe one or two other threads which actually reached multiple pages in length. nonetheless i will be posting it anyways. this is my little gift to the people of the forum. a peek at the unkown. some will get more out of this than others. but nonetheless the damage will be done and i can sit back in under my bridge and wait for the next epic loot. although i think that as far as trolling goes the ofo was prime and i will never loot another mob of this magnitude ever again.
the onision.net "mods only" section
these are the image you will need to see to verify i have posted everything.(save multiple paged threads, due to my failure as a troll)
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here are the actual html files. just download them and open them. they should appear in your default browser window as web pages. you will also appear to be logged in as me. lol.
ban notice
whats said here, stays here. <-----------------LOL
MODS being inappropriate. the nail in my coffin lol.
the divorce-missed this one. just hman showing support.
deleted member - jayy basically fail hating on james simply because he came back after leaving a bit, seeking validation from his god in the process. fucking faggot
mod powers added to cyriously.tv .yet more shit to troll. sadly this site was too fail to warrant my attention.
topic about anal sex- i missed this one in my haste. its just someone failing at making decisions
an idea- missed this one too. probably not important
thanks for the troll food, dumbass.
also. does anyone find it odd or unfair that she is banning anyone that disagrees with her about anything? particularly when they disagree with my ban? i mean, this is stuff people used to accuse me of but she is ACTUALLY DOING IT.
she makes me look like berostym. enjoy your new dictatorship.